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1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.

2. Don't go out without ID.

3. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.

4. Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.

5. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.

6. If it's not wet and sloppy, it's not a real kiss.